Nora, while coaxing my pre-menstrual, sad, hungover self: “You can put on anything you want! You can even listen to PORCHES.”
Kill 'Em With Kindness
living and learning with an infatuous mind
May
24
May
21
Last night (this morning, rather,) I had a crazy dream wherein I had found a loophole in the rules of a high school solo cheerleading competition so I competed even though I wasnt in high school. I didn’t win, even though the judges clearly liked me. One of my coaches was looking at the score card and telling me I did really well but I wasn’t allowed to look. Haymitch, my mentor played by Woody Harrleson, knew that the competition was rigged and so he put up a banner in the gym that said “Mary- I’m sorry” which made me happy because I knew he was still proud.
Mar
25
Right now
It’s nighttime and it’s raining
On a wild turkey’s feathers
On the saw mill parkway
Mar
4
After watching a Beyonce video…
Me: Maybe I should show my boobs more.
Nora: YES!
Me: Because, they’re nice.
Nora: YES! THANK YOU!
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